i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
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I just want nice things and good sex
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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