DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Randomize
