What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
