I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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