go do what you do best...puke behind churches
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
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For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Also, beer. Big fan.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
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Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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