dude i'm inner monologue high
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
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