i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
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it was like having sex with a tree stump
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
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I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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