Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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