I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
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In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
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Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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