their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
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