im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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