On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Me too!
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
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Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
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He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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