Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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