the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
should my penis look like a turkey
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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