Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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