People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
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Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
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If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl