i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head