no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
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i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
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We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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