Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
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