My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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