If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
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damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
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Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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