...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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