Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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