we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I can't turn off my feet"
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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