Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
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I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
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Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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