Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
God I need to hump something, right now.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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