After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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