would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Randomize
