she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize