I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
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She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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