He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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