She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
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I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
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when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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