We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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