Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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