Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
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It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
There's a naked man in my car right now.
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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