I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
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This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
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he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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