remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
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I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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