yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
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frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
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We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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