he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.