Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.