Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
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We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
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Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Do you have feelings for this penis?