There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.