Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
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The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
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turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.