If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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