He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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