I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
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See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
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I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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