May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
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all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
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The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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