This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
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A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
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I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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