Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
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i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
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Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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