we have officially lost it.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
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On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
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Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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