That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
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I need you to use more vowels.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
NoShamevember. You game?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
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