please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
