Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
