She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
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Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
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i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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