walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
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His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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