I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
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Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
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We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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