Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
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Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
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Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
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