Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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