He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Randomize
