The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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