Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
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I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
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Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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