So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
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