I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
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